The Teacher Keeps Tricking The Class

It doesn’t matter who we are, we probably appreciate a good joke. It’s more than just a funny story, it’s an opportunity to laugh.

Perhaps you’ve heard the expression that laughter is the best medicine. There is a lot of truth to that statement because laughing can make you feel good and it may even make you better as an individual.

That is why we have something very special for you. It’s a joke that is getting a lot of laughs and it is certain to make you feel better when you hear it.

Even better, you can share it with others and help them get a good laugh as well. It’s like the gift that keeps on giving.

One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, “Now class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I’m talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump, and red.”

Little Johnny raised his hand high but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered, “Apple.”

The teacher replied, “No Deborah, it’s a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy and colored red and brown.”

Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him but she calls on Billy. “Is it a peach?” Billy asks.

“No, it’s a potato, but I like your thinking,” the teacher replies. “Okay the next one is long, yellow, and fairly hard.”

Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically but the teacher calls on Sally who say, “A banana.”

The teacher responds, “No, it’s a squash, but I like your thinking.”

Johnny is irritated now so he speaks up loudly, “Hey, I’ve got one for you teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I’ve got it. It’s round, hard, and it’s got a head on it.”

“Johnny!” she cries, “That’s disgusting!”

“Nope,” answers Johnny, “It’s a quarter, but I like your thinking!”

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