They All Thought The Man Who Married A Teacher Was A Fool

Although we know we shouldn’t use them, stereotypes are just a part of being human. As humans, we have a tendency to find quick and neat ways to explain the world around us, which often includes very complicated people. And while most of us would swear we are complicated and don’t fit neatly into one box, we are also likely to brag about how good we are at figuring out what makes others tick! However, when used in humor, stereotypes can allow us to laugh at our misconceptions. Folks laughed at the man in this joke for marrying a teacher, thinking he chose poorly, only to find out the shocking truth.

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, “What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot”.

The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, “Wow, he’s a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button…”.

The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself “poor guy, she’s pretty but teachers are just too frigid”.

The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher’s husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day.

6:00 a.m. The phone rings it’s the nurse’s husband wanting breakfast.

The nurse’s husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man’s pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.

Joe asked, “What happened, sir? You married a nurse.”

The man sourly replies, “Son, don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying ” you’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary”.

Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.

6:30 a.m. The telephone operator’s husband calls for breakfast.

Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man’s hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.

Joe asks, “What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as their voices.”

The man sourly replies “Son, don’t ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, “your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.”

Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher’s husband will be calling any minute.

4:30 p.m. The teacher’s husband called for breakfast. Joe can’t believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple’s room.

The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. He wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.

Joe fearing the worst asked “What happened to you? Did you have a fight?”

The man smiles and happily replies, “No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher.

All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying, “We are going to do this over and over until we get right.”

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