Three College Women Strapped To Electric Chair Astound Prison Guards With A ‘Miracle’

If you’re an adult who enjoys a cocktail from time to time, there has most likely been one or two occasions when you’ve overindulged in spirits. Yes, I’m talking about getting smash-face drunk, folks. It’s something that hardly anyone’s proud of, but it’s a part of life’s many experiences. Now, personally, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a bit too much fun from time to time, provided that you’re not driving or otherwise responsible for the lives of others. However, drinking too much can cost us to do things that we may later regret. Such was the case for the three women in this story who one morning woke up to find themselves in a Mexican prison about to be executed in an electric chair for crimes they could not remember. However, something unexpected happened that left the correctional officers dumbfounded when they asked the ladies if they had any final words.

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”

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