Two Women Are in Heaven Discussing How They Died

What happens when we die? No one really knows, to be honest. We can make educated guesses or pull ideas from our own faith, but the fact is, only dead people really know. Also, we can get some clues from people who have had near-death experiences, but scientists are sure if these people actually “died” or not. So for now, I guess we just have to die to find out what happens after we die! With that said, it’s fun to think up what would happen if we really did end up in heaven when we die. Would the relationships we had on earth continue there? Would our friends still be our friends? Would our enemies still be our enemies? Do grudges go with us? Whichever you believe, if you’ve ever given it any thought at all, you’ll find this joke hilarious.

Two women were talking in Heaven.

Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?

I froze to death.

How horrible said the other woman!

It wasn’t so bad, replied Sylvia.

After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere!

Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.

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