Walmart Greeter Fired And Nasty Customer

There are some folks out there just too straightforward and honest for their own good. We tend to find this attitude a lot in older folks, who as the years get closer to the end of their life, they feel less of a need to “play nice” with everyone. Sometimes, this outlook can lead to sour attitudes (the old man yelling on the porch stereotype), but other times this freedom from constraint can lead to some pretty inciteful and hilarious moments. Take this joke about a Walmart greeter, for example. He runs into his first customer and last customer but leaves a lasting impression.

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

“Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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