Wife Gets A Birthday Surprise When She Says She Wishes She Was 8 Again

Have you ever had a hard time choosing a gift for your significant other? I’m sure that most of us have struggled with it at some point in our lives. The man in this joke also had a hard time coming up with a gift idea so he decided to ask his wife what she wanted. All that as left to do is to plan the perfect day and make her seemingly impossible request become a reality. It all worked perfectly except for one small detail that he overlooked. In the end, you will crack up when you find out something about husbands that every wife knows.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

‘I’d like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you idiot.’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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