Wife Gets Suspicious When Husband Says He’s Going Fishing and Needs Silk Pajamas

Relationships can be challenging, no matter how loving a couple is. And when you’ve been married for a long time, it’s especially important (and difficult) to work hard at maintaining intimacy and communication. However, it’s also easy to become invisible to one another, but you should always remember that there’s no one in the world who loves you more than the person you live with and sleep with. Even if it seems like they’re not watching you closely and you may feel like they don’t know you, believe me, they do. So when you do something that’s out of character, it causes alarm bells to go off. In the joke below, this lady knew something was up and she knew just how to handle it. Enjoy this hilarious joke and a reminder than you can’t fool your spouse!

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box.

We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas as I asked you to do?”

The wife replies; “I did, they were in your fishing box.”

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