Wife Goes To Doctor To Find Out How She Can Help Her Sick Husband

When a person gets married they are now responsible for the happiness and wellbeing of not just themselves but their life partner’s as well. The part of the wedding vows that say “in sickness and in health,” might seem like a very romantic line to repeat while at the alter, but the reality can be far less appealing depending on what’s required to hold up that end of the deal. Many come to realize this the first time their partner asks them to see something gross on their body! In this fictional joke, a concerned wife wants to find out what’s wrong with her husband, so she goes to their doctor.

A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. After the husband’s check-up, the Doctor asks the woman if he can have a word with her in his office.

“Certainly Doctor, anything for my husband”, the woman replies.

The Dr. says, “Your husband is suffering from a very rare and severe disorder, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, he will die”.

“Each morning you must fix him a healthy hearty breakfast. You must be pleasant and make sure he is in good humor. For lunch make him a nutritious meal and for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with any chores, as he is probably had a hard day. Don’t discuss any of your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.” The Dr. continues to say, “Do all of these things and he should continue to live a happy healthy life for 15 to 20 yrs”.

The wife takes all this into consideration and exits the Dr. office.

On the drive home, the husband asked the wife, “What did the doctor have to say to you ?”

She replies, “He said you’re going to die.”

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