Wife Is Blindfolded By Her Husband

Almost everybody has their favorite day or days of the year. For some folks, it’s Christmas, others it’s Halloween, and for some, it’s an entire season such as summer or winter. However, one of the most popular days is someone’s birthday. And it seems that there are usually a few friends and family determined to make sure you have a smile on your face for your special day. The young woman in this story had a loving husband who wanted to give her a birthday surprise she would never forget. Unfortunately, that surprise is one she likely wishes she could forget!

On her birthday, this young woman wasn’t sure what her husband had planned. During a work lunch that afternoon, she ate three plates of beans, which she had a feeling would be a huge mistake…

When she got home, her husband had prepared a special dinner for her. So he blindfolded her and sat her at the table. When their house phone rang, he had to answer it, but she promised not to remove the blindfold while he took the call…

At that moment, the three plates of beans she had for lunch finally caught up with her. As she puts it “The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my boyfriend was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!”

While she could hear her boyfriend talking on the phone she continued to relieve herself. “I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!”

When the call ended, she attempted to air the room out by waving a napkin around. Then she told her boyfriend she hadn’t peeked…

“At this point, he removed the blindfold, and 12 dinner guests seated around the table with their hands to their noses chorused, ‘Happy Birthday.’”

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