Woman Cheats On Her Husband With The Mailman And It Was ‘His Idea’

When you are on the job for a number of years, you may find that you are approaching retirement and you expect to be treated in a special way. Many people who are entering that time of life may expect anything from a small tip from their customers all the way up to a gold watch and a nice evening from their employers. This is true of mailmen, who may spend years servicing the same area and everyone is familiar with what they do. Some people give them fantastic gifts to say goodbye, including this woman. This joke shows that you can’t always take things literally, but you certainly can laugh at them!

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”

“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”

He said, “Screw him, give him a dollar.”

The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”

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