Woman Has Trouble Getting On The Bus

Life is full of misunderstandings. And they can be quite frustrating, especially when the situation involves us becoming angry over something we believed was someone else’s fault. But, when it turns out that we only had ourselves to blame, things can get a bit awkward. In that situation, some folks may become angrier, trying to dismiss their mistake as “nonsense” to guard their fragile ego. And then other folks can find the humor in the absurdity of it all and share a good laugh even if it’s at their expense. The woman in this joke was having a difficult time getting off a bus. She was taking a while, so her new “friend,” who was standing behind her, decided to give her a hand. After all, it was the least he could do.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time, she attempted the step.
Once again, much to her annoyance, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan smiled and drawled, ” Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.”

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