Woman Honks and Screams At Man For Stopping At Yellow Light

Road rage is one of those distasteful facts of life that most of us have to deal with just about every day. This hold’s especially true for those who have long commutes on the interstate to and from work. On the road, folks seem to have a very short fuse, and they are ready to explode over even the smallest provocation. Honestly, it can be a bit scary sometimes as people wail on their horns while hurling some of the most obscene languages and gestures your way without any hint of reservation or shame. However, there are times when their rudeness can backfire as karma can always just be one stoplight away.

In the case of the following joke, karma came in the form of a cop who witnessed a woman losing her cool over another driver’s decision to stop at a yellow light. The officer had a few things to say about her behavior after he pulled her over, most of which must have filled her with deep embarrassment.

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger-printed, and photographed, and then placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!”

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