Woman Leaves Very Strict Instructions For Repairman Who Learns Painful Lesson When He Doesn’t Listen

There are some men who simply don’t listen to women. It’s almost like any piece of advice or suggestion a woman gives them is automatically dismissed or ignored. This problem has plagued women since the beginning of humankind, as so many men tend to overlook and underestimate them. And when it comes to housewives, there are those working professionals such as repairmen who hold this view, even though they are oftentimes working for women! However, sometimes this arrogance can backfire in major ways. Such was the case with the repairman in this joke, who decided not to heed the warning of his female employer and paid a very painful price.

Laura’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”

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