Woman Release Loud Fart In Lexus Showroom and Turns To Find Smiling Salesman

There are few things our bodies do that’s more embarrassing than farting. This involuntary response has left us all redfaced at one point or another. Some find this loud release of internal gases to be quite funny while others find it absolutely disgusting. But, whether you find it amusing or cringe-worthing (or both) there’s no stopping it. And of course, more bothersome than perhaps the sound is the smell. If you ever want to find out what it feels like to be the most unpopular person in a room, simply let one rip in an elevator! In this fictional joke, a woman happens to pass gas in a Lexas showroom, however, as soon as she turns around she finds the last person she wanted to to see.

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. “Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”

He answers, “Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price.”

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