Women Pens Hilarious ‘Thank You’ Letter To Tide

Good service harder to find these days, which is why when folks receive exceptional service, they may feel compelled to say thank you in some way. It could be in the form of a survey, phone call, or tip. Some folks also like to leave personal notes. Whatever form you choose, it’s always well appreciated by hard-working folks to know that their efforts are appreciated. However, sometimes, we may need to take a step or two outside of our comfort zone to say thank you. And in this story, the woman not only stepped outside of those bounds, her thank you note goes into a whole new realm.

Dear Tide..

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

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