Young Parents Enjoy A Quickie Until Their Son Figures Everything Out

When young parents want to spend some quality time with each other, they will sometimes plan things around their child’s bedtime. Then again, there are times when the mood strikes and you need to get creative.

It seems that a young couple found themselves in such a situation and they came up with a plan. They would keep their son occupied while they kept themselves occupied in the other room.

The only problem is, they didn’t account for just how smart their son was. Not only did they get the shock of their lives, we all got a good laugh at this perfect joke.

A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie ” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities…

“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. “An ambulance just drove by!”

“Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out.

“Matt’s riding a new bike!”

“Looks like the Sanders are moving!”

“Jason is on his skateboard!”

After a few moments, he announced… “The Coopers are having sex.”

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out… How do you know they’re having sex?

“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.”

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